Have you ever seen anything that missed the point by so much? A shoe produced by Vans inspired by The Sex Pistols Never MInd The Bollocks. Soon you’ll be able to go to your local General Pants or something similar and purchase a corporately manufactured shoe to show how you best embody the feelings of punk. The feelings of anarchy.
Sing it loud, you are the antichrist. You are an anarchist. You don’t know what you want (other than ridiculous consumer products) but you know how to get it. You want to destroy passers by … except that you won’t because really you don’t want to get into trouble, you have a job, come on, you have to work on Monday so you can get some money to afford these stupid fucking shoes.
How about just get a texta and write THE SEX PISTOLS on some old volleys if you must. And if you do spend too much money on these shoes, which are hell ugly anyway, don’t be surprised to hear passers by laughing whenever you wear them. MJ
January 9, 2010 at 3:30 am |
Even if I was a 14 year old pop-punker, I still wouldn’t buy these shoes because they’re green and yellow.
Aussie pride punks are the worst!
April 21, 2010 at 6:24 am |
this is the best thing i have ever read. thankyou MJ