The Ruby Tramp

Ang Smith gets lost in a Gold Coast nightclub.

Image stolen from The Ruby Tramp's website.

I like The Ruby Tramp.

It is new. It is mod.

There are large chandeliers.

The lychee cocktails are refreshing.

It is in Surfers.

You can tell.

One girl is wearing the Manning Cartell bondage dress.

Or a rip-off.

It is a rip-off.

To wear a dress that exposes the rib cage, one must be on the lighter end of the scale.

She is not.

She is round on the edges.

She has the light tan lines of a bikini top stretched over her tits.

She is blonde.

Everyone is blonde.

Fake tans blend into caramel couches.

House music plays.

It is loud and upbeat.

Everything is shiny.

Everything is paved in Dutch décor.

It is the size of a standard laundry.

It was previously a strip club.

But it is new.

And it is mod.

Again - stolen from The Ruby Tramp's website http://www.rubytramp.com.au